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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:09
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
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Thumbs down again.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
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